It looks like some people are gettin' real nervous down south. Our Leader is tightenin' the screws on that border, makin' sure only the best and brightest are comin' in to eat all our tacos. We gotta keep America great, and that means keepin' out the bad hombres. They're bringin' in diseases and we can't have that. It's all about safety, folks.
NJ Submerged: Floods Devastate in 2025
A powerful storm/hurricane/tidal wave system slammed into the New Jersey coast in late September of 2025, unleashing catastrophic flooding/deluges/tsunamis. Coastal communities were quickly/severely/immediately inundated, with residents fleeing/evacuating/abandoning their homes as waters rose rapidly/surged/crept to record heights/levels/depths. Th
The President Orders National Guard Deployment to Los Angeles Amidst Unrest
Following escalating disorder in Los Angeles over the past months, President Trump has instructed the National Guard to be sent to the city. The move comes as officials grapple with protests that have escalated, leading to loss. The president's decision is in response to a demand for reinforcements from local authorities. It remains undetermined ho